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is CLOSED to Submissions! Sorry, but we're full. We'll reopen submissions at a later time, but for now we are going to pass. Do NOT send your manuscript; it will NOT be read. In fact we'll probably so unimpressed with your inability to follow directions that we'll spend hours emailing each other comments at your expense. Were an experimental press with strong preferences for anything on the disturbing side: escapades into surrealistic labyrinths of hate. lounging with crotch goblins in dungeons of hell, tortured memoirs by lapsed addicts, horrific and monstrous fucking tales, psychoerotic romance with something dead, etc. Currently seeking authors for the following genres: *
Cyberpunk/Hacker Noir
UPDATED
SUBMISSION
GUIDELINES Here
is how it goes. First write a bio describing anything significant about
you, along with your submission and submit them in either .DOC or .RTF
format (you have plenty of time as I allot an extra 9 seconds so that
gives you 10 seconds). Then being the masochist that I am, I will actually
try to translate your babble into English and determine if it is worthy.
If I find what you have submitted to be worthy, then congratulations,
you had human genes somewhere in your ancestry, welcome to the empire!
However; if I find my eyes and brains in pain from viewing your crap,
then I will verbally abuse you and hopefully you will have the decency
to aid the empire by abstaining from sex (can't have you polluting our
gene pool further) and joining the military (I will recommend you for
the rank of bullet catcher), as we do have a shortage of cannon fodder.
Being the magnanimous man that I am (or maybe a little bit of a sadist
too), I will make one concession and even have the rejects (no, not talking
about you...yet...I mean the rejected submissions) posted in a separate
area of our empire for all to ridicule (after I do so first). Then again,
you are used to that. So is that understood? |
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